1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,920 - Meet your new Deputy Head. - I'm not Kacey no more, I'm Robbie. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,480 - You can wear trousers all you like, but you're still a girl. 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,120 - The teachers are way too complacent 4 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,720 and you're in the post to give them a boot up the backside. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,960 - Lorraine just laughs, clicking her fingers and seeing you jump. 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,520 - He's got kidney failure. He's on dialysis. 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,960 - I'm concerned about your involvement with Christine. 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,440 Think about the future, before things get serious. - Too late. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,360 We're moving in together. - I really want you to be pleased for me. 10 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,840 - We're in this together! 11 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,600 - You can't donate. 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,480 - I've got some amazing plans for this school and, you and me, 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,360 we're the ones to make this happen. 14 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:11,920 - Flippin' heck! 15 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,560 Morning, flower. Come on you lot! Up! 16 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:24,120 Rhiannon Salt! I've got better things to do with my time 17 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,240 than to chase around after you... 18 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,280 - That were well good. 19 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,720 - If you say so. - Totally kicked YOUR butt. 20 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,320 - Only cos you were Professor Anders. 21 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,480 - Oh, get a lamer excuse. 22 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,440 If you play Halo Wars with Rhiannon Salt, then expect to get hurt. 23 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,720 I'd get going, if I were you. 24 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,880 I'll see you at school. 25 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,160 - Finally! 26 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,360 Where've you been? 27 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,000 I was just about to call the police. 28 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,520 So, who was that? 29 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,800 - Who where who? 30 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,840 - On the bike, smart mouth. 31 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,480 - Naz, he gave me a lift. 32 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,320 - Well, your bed hasn't been slept in all night. 33 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,840 So, where were you? 34 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,200 - Work. 35 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,480 - Very funny. After work? 36 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,760 Where'd you spend the night? 37 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,920 - That's my business. 38 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,400 - Don't think you are getting away with this. 39 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,320 How did you go last night? 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:58,680 - Well, the evening passed in a most satisfactory manner 41 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,600 with the lovely Diane. 42 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,840 - Diane? 43 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,440 - Di, for short. 44 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,360 As in... 45 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,320 peritoneal dialysis. 46 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,040 - Honestly! 47 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,600 You make more mess than the bloomin' kids... 48 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,840 Ooh... Sorry. 49 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,840 I missed you. 50 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:34,760 - You wouldn't want to be in here with all this paraphernalia. 51 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,920 How was breakfast in the mad house? 52 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,000 Sounded lively. 53 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,080 - Rhiannon. 54 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,200 She'd try the patience of a bloomin' saint, that one. 55 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,120 You know she didn't come home all last night? 56 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,520 Listen, can you make your own way into work? 57 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:55,160 - Oh, it's our fair benefactor's new dawn. 58 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,040 The great catering tender. Are you sorted? 59 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,000 - Give or take the odd coffee stain. 60 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,880 - So, big move. 61 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,600 Any second thoughts? 62 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,920 - No, none at all. 63 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,680 - Me neither. Here's your keys. 64 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,760 Access all areas. 65 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,400 - Sounds promising. 66 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,600 - So, is there a set for me and Imogen? 67 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,520 - Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. 68 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,640 - About what? 69 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,760 - Imogen staying over. I can't allow it. 70 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,000 - But we're serious about each other... 71 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,080 - I can't be seen to allow that. You're both students at the school. 72 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,720 And you lied to her mother about your engagement. 73 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:50,720 - PHONE RINGS 74 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:54,080 - Excuse me a minute. 75 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,360 Hello? 76 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,160 - Michael's right about Imogen's mum... 77 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,600 ..but I will talk to him, OK? 78 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,000 Just be patient. 79 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,200 This is the best thing that's happened to us 80 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,200 in a long time, Connor. Just try and be happy, for me. 81 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,120 - Oh, Naz. Can you look over these figures for me? 82 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,920 - Oh, you're coming in low. 83 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,480 - We're bidding to win it, aren't we? 84 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,640 - Yeah, but not if we lose money. 85 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,720 - Oh, what are you doing? 86 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,920 - Just emailed the spreadsheet to myself. 87 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,840 I'll have to tweak these numbers at school. 88 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,600 Listen, just make sure you're at this meeting on time. 89 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,800 Miss Donnegan is a real ball-breaker. 90 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,360 - I'll be there, and I've got a little trick up my sleeve. 91 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,280 Free taster meals for staff and pupils at Waterloo Road. 92 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,880 - And how much is that going to cost? 93 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,440 - It'll be worth it when we win that canteen tender. 94 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,800 You've got to speculate to accumulate. 95 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,440 - Well, according to the books, Dad, 96 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,560 we haven't been doing much accumulating lately. - Naz? 97 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,560 Listen, I really appreciate all your help with this. 98 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,880 You know how much we need this contract. 99 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,640 - I know, but no-one cooks as well as you, Dad. 100 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,040 We'll be OK, trust me. 101 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,480 - Morning. 102 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,200 - Are you serious? 103 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,680 - As of today, we are going to be sharing. 104 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,800 I did send you an email. 105 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,120 - Oh, did you? 106 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,880 - There are going to be some big changes made in the way we operate. 107 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,160 - And what kind of changes was it you had in mind, Lorraine? 108 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,840 - We need to cut 30% of our running cost. - How much? 109 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,400 - It's all here, in the accountant's report. 110 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,920 - Right, so now your accountant makes the decisions about 111 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,080 how we run this school, does he? - No, but we need to be 112 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,000 much more efficient, if we want to stay viable. 113 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,520 Both on the teaching side of things and on external contracts. 114 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,360 Catering. Maintenance. IT. 115 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,640 And I need your input, Michael. 116 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,040 Which is why, when I'm here, sharing a space is a good idea. 117 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,160 I've also been thinking about you. - Oh? - Don't look so worried. 118 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,320 You'll like this. 119 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,400 I think it's time you went back into the classroom. 120 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,680 - Teaching? - Yeah. 121 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,760 You're highly qualified and in a subject we're struggling to cover. 122 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,560 We can't afford to waste those skills. 123 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:24,040 I've asked Sonya to timetable you in for a couple of classes today. 124 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,200 - Today? - Yep, you're going to be great. 125 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,440 - What are you going to be doing in my absence, Lorraine? 126 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:34,320 Acting Head of school? - Now, that is a job I would never want to do. 127 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,720 Now, I've got this catering contract, for a start. 128 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,200 We've our final pitches today. 129 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,760 - I hope Maggie's is one of them. 130 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,360 - Yeah, somewhat surprisingly. 131 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Given the cock-up with last week's interviews. 132 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,760 - It doesn't surprise me. 133 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,320 - You're so loyal, Michael. 134 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,960 - Anything else you want to share with me, Lorraine? 135 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,920 We're moving the school to Latin America? 136 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,640 Or hosting the Commonwealth Games? 137 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,080 - No, that's all. Good luck in the classroom. 138 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,200 - PHONE RINGS 139 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,400 I'm looking for the owner. 140 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,720 - That's me. Usman Haq. 141 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,680 If it was a problem with your order, I'm sorry. 142 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,120 I've got a new guy on deliveries. 143 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,680 - My problem is with my girl staying out all night. 144 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,760 Rhiannon Salt? 145 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,000 - Oh, yeah. Rhiannon, 146 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,400 she works here, but I clocked off at nine. 147 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,880 She got home OK though, yeah? 148 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,720 - This morning, on the back of a scooter. 149 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,920 With some toe rag called Naz. 150 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,880 - That toe rag is my son. 151 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,080 - Well, your son didn't even have the decency 152 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,040 to stick around and explain himself. 153 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,720 - Look, if Nasir gave Rhiannon a lift home, 154 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,680 then it sounds to me as if he was doing her a favour. 155 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,760 - Not good enough. 156 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,760 That girl is my responsibility. 157 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,880 - Right, well, tell you what, 158 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,040 why don't you take full responsibility for her? 159 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,120 Cos I just don't need the hassle. 160 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,520 She no longer works here. 161 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,240 - What, you're firing her? 162 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,600 - Just tell her I'm sorry. In fact, tell her what you like, 163 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,120 just close the door on your way out. 164 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,560 - Oh, Maggie! 165 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,840 Still waiting for your final figures. 166 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,760 - It'll be with you before lunch, is that OK? 167 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,400 - Sure, well, it's worth getting right. 168 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,320 People need to see that reducing costs 169 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,400 doesn't mean you have to reduce on quality. 170 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,640 - You don't want much, do you? 171 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,080 - All you need to do is make a good pitch and convince me 172 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,360 we should stick with you, all right? 173 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,680 See you then. 174 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,120 - Oh, hiya. 175 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,120 - Hiya. 176 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,720 - Sorry, it's a bit rubbish. 177 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,360 I was parked on a double-yellow. 178 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,720 - Is it for Grantly? 179 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,320 - No, it's for you. 180 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,200 A few of us just wanted to wish you good luck for today, for the tender. 181 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,240 Not that you'll need it, you're a dead cert. 182 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,640 - Thanks. I wish your sister felt the same. 183 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,760 If this goes wrong today, you'll be buying us a leaving card next. 184 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,400 - It won't come to that. You'll be fine. 185 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,040 - Thank you. I'm sorry to have asked you. 186 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,720 I've been trying to get that blinkin' thing fixed for weeks. 187 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,000 - It's fine. 188 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,640 It gives me a break from my studies 189 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,320 and an excuse to spend some more time with you. 190 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,680 - DOOR OPENS 191 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,520 - Morning. - Morning. 192 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,040 Ndale's just fixed my blinds for me. 193 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,040 - Oh, a handyman. Just what I need. 194 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,880 - Actually, no, he is not a handyman. 195 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,080 - It's OK. I'm happy to help whenever I can. 196 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,320 - Could I nab him when you're done with him, please? 197 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,040 - Of course. If that's all right with you, Ndale? 198 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,160 - Yes, it's fine. - My lamp's broken 199 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,840 and my desk wobbles every time you lean on it. 200 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,720 - Just you make sure they don't take advantage of your good nature, 201 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,880 as I've just done. 202 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,360 - Numb nut! 203 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,240 - Erm, I... 204 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,640 - Just leave it, will you? 205 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,360 - Erm, I... 206 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,960 I... 207 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,280 - What, is that some sort of apology? 208 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,720 - I... 209 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,240 - What's the joke? 210 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,280 - Kevin. 211 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,480 The minute any fit girl's on range, he gets totally tongue-tied. 212 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,640 - He never shuts up when he's around me. 213 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,320 - Change of plan today, I'm not taking you. 214 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,720 You're going into mainstream classes, so here's your timetable. 215 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,040 - Why can't you take us? 216 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,440 Have you been given the push? 217 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,960 - Yeah, you can tell us, Miss. 218 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,240 Have you been sacked? - No, I haven't. 219 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,360 We're just making some changes to the way things are done. 220 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,320 - Like what, exactly? 221 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,440 - Well, the whole purpose of this unit 222 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,000 was to equip you to go back into the main school 223 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,480 and the core curriculum. So, see this as a trial run. 224 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,480 - No more sin bin. 225 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,640 - That's not quite how I would have put it, but, yeah. 226 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,880 - Nice one. 227 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,920 - BELL RINGS 228 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,840 Well, get going. You've got a busy day. 229 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,680 - So how's the big move going? 230 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,720 - HE SIGHS 231 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,920 - That good? 232 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,520 - Mr Byrne won't give me my own set of keys and says you can't stay over. 233 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,280 - He can't do that. What does your mum say? 234 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,960 - It's not about my mum. It's all because we're lying to yours. 235 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,640 You don't even know the half of it. 236 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,800 - So we can't hang out at mine or yours now? 237 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,920 - No. 238 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,440 Look, maybe we should tell your mum? 239 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,920 Tell everyone the truth. 240 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,920 - Not till we get to our own place. 241 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,200 - It better be soon. 242 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,240 - Thanks for this. - Yeah, well, I'm not going to win any popularity contests. - Except with me. 243 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,960 So, you know the brief? 244 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,800 - Yeah. - Remember, it's just not about how they teach. 245 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,920 It's numbers of pupils, curriculum duplication. 246 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,320 Any areas where we can cut back on wasted resources. 247 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,600 - You know it's going to ruffle a few feathers. 248 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,120 - They need to be ruffled. 249 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,800 - You still haven't told me how Michael took the news, 250 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,280 about me observing. 251 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,440 You haven't told him? 252 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,320 - He's going to be fine, all right? 253 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,680 - Oh, what? It's, like, his first lesson in a million years. 254 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,200 He's going to just love having me watch his every move. 255 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,840 - I'm sure you'll make him feel at ease. 256 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,240 You're good at that. 257 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,440 - So you and Connor aren't going to get to spend 258 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,560 any quality time together? That's tough, that. 259 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,080 - Tell me about it. 260 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,880 So who's been putting a smile on your face this week? 261 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,560 - Some fella on the weekend. He was proper gorgeous 262 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,120 and he definitely knew how to make a girl happy. 263 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,600 It's well better when they know what they're doing. 264 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,920 Isn't that right, Rhiannon? 265 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,160 - Yeah. 266 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,080 - You need blinkers. - What? 267 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,840 - Stop you eyeing up Rhiannon. 268 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,600 - So who was your first, then? 269 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,960 - Just some lad back in Liverpool. It was a disaster, though. 270 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,640 I think everyone's first time is like that, isn't it? 271 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,680 Isn't that right, Rhiannon? - Yeah, definitely. 272 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,480 - So who was your first? 273 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,000 - That's for me to know. 274 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,280 - So there has been someone? 275 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,120 - Yeah. 276 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,960 - Come on, Rhiannon, spill. 277 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,600 Was it someone at school? 278 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,760 - It were Naz. 279 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,600 - BOTH: Geek boy?! 280 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,040 - I can't believe you never said. 281 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,160 - It happened after I started working at the shop. 282 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,240 He was looking at me through the mixed salad tubs 283 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,200 and one thing sort of lead to another. 284 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,320 - I bet it did. 285 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,080 - He's nothing like you'd imagine. 286 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,680 - How'd you mean? 287 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,800 - He knows exactly what buttons to push. 288 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,560 He treats you like a woman, but he's still in charge. 289 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,720 - Rhiannon, you dark horse! 290 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,040 Right, in you come. Good morning. 291 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,080 Quiet, please, if you can. Morning, morning, morning. 292 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,840 Nikki? 293 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,960 - Morning. Yeah, 294 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,680 I'm going to be here sitting in. I hope that's OK? 295 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,920 - Er, I didn't know you had an interest in science. 296 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,360 - I don't. - So...? 297 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,080 - I'm doing some monitoring for Lorraine. - Of what? 298 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,000 - Not just you, obviously. 299 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,680 I'll be sitting in on all the staff. 300 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,800 It's part of the classroom review for the school efficiency drive. 301 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,120 - Surprised she didn't tell me. 302 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,720 Actually, I'm not surprised. 303 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,200 - Thanks, Michael. 304 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,840 - Right, good morning. 305 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,040 - So it was just a loose connection? Thanks for that. 306 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,520 - Like I said, I'm happy to help. 307 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:58,280 - He's ever so good. He fixed the wonky leg on my desk, and my lamp. 308 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,920 - Oh, is that right? 309 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,840 You any good with shelves? - Ah, well... 310 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,080 - Can I borrow you later? The store cupboard's knackered. 311 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,240 We haven't had a decent maintenance team 312 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,440 since Miss Donnegan's latest review. - No problem. 313 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,040 - Great, well, I'll catch you later. 314 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,840 - Where can I find that? 315 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,240 - Oh, I can show you round, if you like? 316 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,840 - Won't you be too busy? 317 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,440 - PHONE RINGS 318 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,880 - Nah, 319 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,080 it'll be fine. 320 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,800 - Now, all the paper pieces have the same electric charge, 321 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,720 so repel each other. 322 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,840 Have a go at that? 323 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,800 Good, see that? 324 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,880 Good, excellent. 325 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,400 - BELL RINGS 326 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,480 - OK, next week, we'll be learning about the practical applications 327 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,840 of electrostatic inductions, so you have that to look forward to. 328 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,800 Go out quietly, please. 329 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,840 - The old master hasn't lost his touch. 330 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,040 - Less of the old, thank you very much. 331 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,400 Hopefully, this will convince Lorraine 332 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,480 that we don't need to reinvent the wheel. 333 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,280 We do know what we're doing. 334 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,320 - What's that? 335 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,360 - A spreadsheet for Dad's bid. 336 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,920 - You're cutting it fine, aren't you? 337 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,120 - Tell me about it. 338 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,920 - If it's all right with you, 339 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,240 Lorraine's requested that I sit in on lessons today, as an observer. 340 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,000 - Well, surely this should have been cleared in advance, Miss Boston. 341 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,800 - I think she feels it's a more accurate reflection 342 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,040 to do it this way. You won't even know I'm here. 343 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,680 - Right, Year 12... 344 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,880 Pass these around for me, would you? One per table. 345 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,880 Has this anything at all to do with World War II? 346 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,680 - No, Miss. - Then you can collect it at the end of the lesson. 347 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,920 Until then, I require your full concentration. 348 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,040 - Miss, I need that back. It's important. 349 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,200 - So are your studies. You're a bright boy, Nasir. 350 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,680 With the right attitude, you could go a long way. 351 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,600 Turn to page 64... - I need to keep working on those figures. 352 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,480 - ..and read the first three passages quietly. 353 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,680 - 'My sister Lorraine owns the school.' 354 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,880 I do the more day-to-day, hands-on sort of stuff. 355 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,560 - It's very kind of you to give me a tour. 356 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,240 - Oh, this place is a bit of a maze, but you'll soon get the hang of it. 357 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,920 This is the IT area, with all the computers and stuff. 358 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,560 I'm imagining you don't have many of those over there, 359 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,800 computers. 360 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh, except for them ones Blue Peter sent you. 361 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,960 - I'm from Malawi, not the Stone Age. 362 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,880 - What are you doing here? 363 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,120 You all right? 364 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,080 - That's what I came to ask you. 365 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,800 Oh, you look like you've got the world on your shoulders this morning, 366 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:37,160 what, with the Iron lady's catering tender. 367 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,960 Rhiannon's late-night shenanigans. 368 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,080 - It's nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about. 369 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,880 - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 370 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,960 Now, stop your mithering, and let me get the ruddy thing finished. 371 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,600 - You know, it might help if you clear the air with Rhiannon first. 372 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,360 - No, you're right. 373 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,520 - Well, don't sound so surprised. 374 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,440 - No sense in leaving it hanging. 375 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,200 I'll just remind her of the house rules, 376 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,800 and she'll understand. 377 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,760 - I wouldn't hold your breath. 378 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,360 - History. 379 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,680 - Of course. 380 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,400 - Is that your boyfriend, Miss? 381 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,760 BELL RINGS 382 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,800 - Right, remember, please, I want your essays on the benefits 383 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,760 of primary and secondary sources for next lesson, please. 384 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:41,160 No excuses, Rhiannon Salt. 385 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,440 - Thank you, Audrey. 386 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,720 - My spreadsheets? 387 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,720 Thanks, Miss. 388 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,760 - Please reflect on my words. 389 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,760 You run the risk of ruining a very bright future, young man. 390 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,640 - I need to finish this. 391 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,880 - Do you want a hand? 392 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,200 - Not unless you can magic some winning figures out of thin air. 393 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,600 - Seriously? Rhiannon and Naz are sleeping together? 394 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,640 - Hopefully, it was in the dark. Rhiannon would be pretty frightening 395 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,200 with the lights on. - Don't be mean. I think it's cute. 396 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,480 - Rhiannon? 397 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400 What's this I hear about you and your friend, Naz? 398 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,440 - None of your business. 399 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,680 - I'll tell you what is my business, 400 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,600 you being at that dive of a takeaway and then not coming home all night. 401 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,640 Well, I've spoke to Mr Haq, 402 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,240 and you won't be working there again. 403 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,680 - You've lost me my job? 404 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,920 - I'm just looking out for you. 405 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,080 - I don't believe this. I love working there, 406 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,720 and when am I going to hang out with Naz? 407 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,120 You're just jealous cos you're old, aren't you? 408 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,280 You'll wish you never stuck your nose in. 409 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,880 - Well, that didn't look good. 410 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,520 - Homework? 411 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,240 - This is exactly what me and Imogen need. 412 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,360 - I thought you guys wanted to rent a flat? 413 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,760 - Well, we're running out of time, we have no money 414 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,160 and moving in with Mr Byrne is turning out to be a nightmare. 415 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,400 - Two-teacher household, I had my doubts. 416 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,880 - If we had something like this, 417 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,760 we could just clear off and leave them to it. 418 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,960 - So snap it up, then. - I would, if I had a spare two grand. 419 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,920 - All right? - Hi. 420 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,440 - You're really stressing about this contract, aren't you? 421 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,600 - Unless this pitch comes off, that's probably it. We'd go under. 422 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,720 - Maybe this'll help. 423 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,240 Maggie's spreadsheet. 424 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,760 She shouldn't leave stuff lying around, should she? 425 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,200 - Why are you doing this? I thought you liked her. 426 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,160 - Yeah, well, not any more. 427 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,840 - Where the hell is it? 428 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,200 Lynn, keep an eye on things for a bit, will you, please? 429 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,680 - Wow! 430 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,520 It's so good of you to do this. 431 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,480 - It just needed a bit of oil. 432 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,560 - Don't be so modest. 433 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,960 Hey, Lorraine! 434 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,280 This is Ndale. 435 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,480 - Oh, I've heard good reports. 436 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,200 Apparently, you were a godsend last week, I owe you one. 437 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,560 - Lorraine... Lorraine... 438 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,800 He's been really helpful this morning. 439 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,480 He's fixed Audrey's blind, Tom's shelves, 440 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,560 my lamp and my desk, 441 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,520 not to mention all them lockers. 442 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,840 - Sonya, what's your point? 443 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,400 - Well, we haven't had a decent maintenance team 444 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,600 since your last review. 445 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,680 - Not that I have to justify myself to you, 446 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,160 but the last team were useless and expensive. 447 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:33,840 - Yeah, well, he could be an affordable alternative. 448 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,160 And there's loads to keep him busy, yeah? 449 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,360 - Ndale, 450 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,320 you've obviously won my sister over. 451 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,520 She tells me you're looking for work. - Ah, well... 452 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,920 - I could offer you a trial, say, 453 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,480 a few days a week to start with? 454 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,360 - Well, I wasn't, but thank you. 455 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,640 That would be great. 456 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,280 - That's assuming you have the right to work here. 457 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,360 - Yes, I have a student visa. - Good. 458 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,640 Give your details to Sonya, we'll see how it goes. 459 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,360 - Kevin, you haven't seen Mr Budgen, have you? 460 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,000 - No, why? What's he done? 461 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,600 - I'm not in the mood for jokes, pet. 462 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,800 - Sorry, is everything all right? 463 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,600 - Well, it will be when I find my costings. 464 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,960 I was just hoping that he'd picked them up by mistake. 465 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,880 I'm just having one of those days today. 466 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,640 - The maths is the easy part. 467 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,080 You look like you're stressed out 468 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,920 cos you've got stage fright or something. 469 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,680 Try taking some deep breaths. 470 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,600 - Bit of an expert, are you? - Not exactly. 471 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,360 I learnt a thing or two from Chalky 472 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,560 when we were pitching Chalk and Cheese. 473 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,920 You've got to have faith in what you're selling. 474 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,200 Like you, 475 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,440 everybody knows you are Queen of the kitchens. 476 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,600 Now, you've just got to believe that yourself. 477 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,360 - Thanks, Kevin. 478 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,200 Yay! Go, me! 479 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,560 - Where have you been? - Sorry. 480 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,400 - Where did you get all this extra info? 481 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,520 - I did what you asked me to do, used my brain. 482 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,000 - You're going to need to go through this with me. 483 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,960 We've got about five minutes, is that going to be long enough? 484 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,760 - We can do this. 485 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,360 You know your stuff, Dad, just quote your figures and you'll be sorted. 486 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,080 - Mmm! 487 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,360 That is sensational. 488 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,560 If we were deciding on taste alone, you'd be home and dry. 489 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,840 Now, where were we? 490 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,800 - I was just saying that while I've built this business up from scratch, 491 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,280 I have plenty of experience dealing with high volume. 492 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,920 I know all about getting suppliers at rock-bottom prices, 493 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,040 and about the importance of keeping the customer happy. 494 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,640 - Very impressive. Oh, and I love the webpage, 495 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,360 where pupils can view the menus the day before and suggest changes. 496 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,600 - That was my son Naz's idea. 497 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,840 He's my right-hand man. 498 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,760 - It's a strong bid. Thank you, Mr Haq. 499 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,080 - Thank you, Miss Donnegan. 500 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,320 We would love to partner you at Waterloo Road. 501 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,160 - Oh, well, I'll see you at lunchtime. 502 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,360 Very innovative thinking. 503 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,440 So far, none of our other bidders have thought about bringing samples. 504 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,160 - Can't be much longer. He's been in there ages. 505 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,000 - Really? 506 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,240 - Yeah. 507 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,680 You'll be all right though, eh? Part of the furniture. 508 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Mind you, she has been talking about changing that an' all lately. 509 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,520 - Thanks again, Mr Haq. 510 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,880 - Thank you. 511 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,040 - You?! 512 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,720 - You two know each other? 513 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,240 - Now, this isn't a foreign language, 514 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,920 this is our language, 515 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,440 and today, we're going to claim it back. 516 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,080 So I want you to look through the text I've just given you, 517 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,040 find these words and write down what you think they mean. 518 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,840 In your pairs, please. 519 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,960 Dynasty... 520 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,360 - Right up your street, this is. 521 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,400 - What? - A language no-one understands. 522 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,520 I saw you, slobbering all over Liberty Gordon. 523 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,200 She doesn't understand your geek speak either, you know! 524 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,160 - Don't look so nervous. - Sorry. 525 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,760 Means a lot to me, working here at Waterloo Road. 526 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,040 A hell of a lot. 527 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,320 - Of course it does, but now you need to focus. 528 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,520 Tell me what kind of efficiencies you'd like to introduce. 529 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,440 - Well, on the numbers, I think you'd be getting a good deal. 530 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,400 We're based solely in-house, so there's no overheads, 531 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,840 not taking any profits out. And, of course, I've got the experience. 532 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,680 - Ah, experience is great, but only if you've been doing the right things. 533 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,440 - Which we have. We've moved with the times. 534 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,320 Fresh food, 535 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,080 nutritional guidelines, low fat, low salt, low sugar. 536 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,040 We've ticked all the boxes. 537 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,520 - You're not alone in that, of course. 538 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,080 - Really? - You and Mr Haq 539 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,360 seem to have very similar ideas, 540 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,360 and almost identical costings. 541 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,600 - I don't see how. 542 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,440 Years of experience has gone into that bid. 543 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,920 - Yeah, I'm surprised too. 544 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,840 I know he had a lot of input from his son. 545 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,960 He must have been keeping an eye on how you operate. - Naz? - Yeah. 546 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,480 He helped put their bid together. 547 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,920 - I bet he did! 548 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,560 Excuse me... 549 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,440 Oh, and look at that! 550 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,280 His bid is just a little bit less than mine. 551 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,360 Miraculously, he's just undercut my pitch! 552 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,640 - You need to calm down. 553 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,200 - Can't you see that they're cheats? 554 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,120 My spreadsheet went missing this morning and now this explains it. 555 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,320 - Right, so it's industrial espionage, is it? 556 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,640 - It's not funny. This is my livelihood. 557 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,160 - Mrs Budgen, I can see you're upset, but please don't blow this. 558 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,880 - If you don't believe me, what chance have I got? 559 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,720 - Maggie... No, Maggie wait a sec. 560 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,560 Maggie, wait a second. 561 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,720 Maggie, just wait a second. 562 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,560 Look, I know this process is very difficult for you, 563 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,680 but your know-how will stand you in good stead. 564 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,160 - And my figures. 565 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,320 That other mob's got a hold of my sums, and I think I know how. 566 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,760 - Well, who? I don't follow. 567 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,760 - The Prince of Spices. They used my Rhiannon 568 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,720 to nick that spreadsheet. 569 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,280 - Rhiannon Salt? 570 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,400 - She's been sleeping with the owner's son. 571 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,760 - What? 572 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,440 - Nasir Haq, in her year. 573 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,640 - Yeah, I know. Bright boy. 574 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,120 - Yeah, he's bright, all right! 575 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,760 The pair of them are. 576 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,960 Like father, like son. 577 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,280 - Do you have any proof? 578 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,760 - One of my dinner ladies saw Rhiannon go into the dining room 579 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,760 just before the figures went missing, 580 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,440 and lo and behold, guess what? 581 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,840 Usman Haq comes up with the exact same bid as me. 582 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,160 Minus a few quid, of course. 583 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,080 - All right, well, let's go and find Rhiannon, see what 584 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,560 she has to say about it. 585 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,400 Mr Clarkson, can we have a quick word with Rhiannon, please? 586 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,400 - Er, the rest of you, get on with your work. 587 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,240 - Rhiannon? 588 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,840 - I've done nothing wrong. 589 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,200 - They've just been using you. 590 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,960 Wise up, you silly little girl! 591 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,040 He only slept with you so they could get at me. 592 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,480 - That's quite enough, Mrs Budgen. 593 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,280 Rhiannon, please... 594 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,600 Rhiannon, step outside, please. 595 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,000 - Naz, I never... 596 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,840 - All right, show's over. 597 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,640 Get on with your work. 598 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,640 - Right, now, Mrs Budgen tells me 599 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,960 you stole her figures to give to Nasir and his father. 600 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,080 Is that true? 601 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,680 - Yeah, it's true. 602 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,880 - You stole the figures? 603 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,960 - Yeah. 604 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,720 - I knew it. How could anybody stoop so low? 605 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,960 Using a young girl like that. 606 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,520 - They didn't use me. It were my idea. 607 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,920 I stole your sheet from the dining room and gave it to Naz, 608 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,560 and that's the first he knew about it. 609 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,560 - I still say she's protecting him. This is my livelihood 610 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,480 they're trying to cheat me out of here. 611 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,320 - I think we can calm down about this now, OK? 612 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,040 I'll talk to Lorraine about it. 613 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,360 Rhiannon, I think it's best if 614 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,640 you spend the remainder of the period in the cooler. 615 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,000 Off you go. 616 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,600 I'll let you know what Lorraine says, OK? - Thanks. 617 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,840 - 'Sounds to me like Maggie might be running 618 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,200 'a bit of a dirty tricks' campaign.' 619 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,320 Don't look so shocked, it does happen. 620 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,280 I just didn't think Maggie had it in her. - I take it 621 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,600 you've already awarded Mr Haq the contract? 622 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,200 - No, but I'm thinking about it. 623 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,400 Cheer up. 624 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,080 Any money we save is going straight into the teaching budget. 625 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,960 - Fine, but as Head of this school, 626 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,160 I'd like to err on the side of caution. 627 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800 - What are you saying? - That I don't want anyone 628 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,960 from Prince of Spices working here yet. The whole process 629 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,600 has been compromised. - It's a bit late for that. 630 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,160 He's already in the kitchens. - What? 631 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,640 - Mr Haq. Free taster meals, it was part of his pitch. 632 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,600 - Well, how do you think Maggie'll react to that? 633 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,120 - This is my workplace! 634 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,160 - Lorraine has given me permission. 635 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,000 - And I have dinners to prepare. 636 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,600 - Then go prepare them. - you might have nicked my figures, 637 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,920 but you're not nicking my kitchen. 638 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,600 - You need to see a psychiatrist, lady. 639 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,640 My son came up with those figures, it was a fair fight, 640 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,960 and by your attitude, it's one I think you know you've already lost. 641 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,720 - Is that how you carry on, then, 642 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,120 using a young girl 643 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,440 to do your dirty work? 644 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,080 - What young girl? - The one your son slept with to get my figures! 645 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,760 - This is just fantasy. If our bid's the best, 646 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,960 it's because my son and I understand the business. 647 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,160 - Go and serve your muck somewhere else! 648 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,320 - Ah, ah, ah! 649 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,280 - Will someone please tell her I have permission to be here? 650 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:25,680 - Mr Haq, I'm afraid an accusation has been made as to how the tender was conducted. 651 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,600 - Thank you. - Ah... 652 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,080 So until I've had a chance to investigate this matter fully, 653 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,680 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the kitchen. 654 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,360 - What accusation? 655 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,160 - Well, it seems like your son and a fellow pupil of his conspired 656 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,320 to steal some documents from Mrs Budgen. 657 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,880 - You know what, she's lying. I know my son. 658 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,880 What, so I can't serve my food now? 659 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080 I've prepared hundreds of pounds' worth of stock. 660 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,200 - I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do about it. 661 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,360 - It's back over to you again, Maggie. 662 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,480 - So, does this mean I've got the contract, then? 663 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,080 - No, it does not. I appreciate your passion, Mrs Budgen, 664 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,120 but your attitude has left a lot to be desired. 665 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,080 I'm seriously thinking about putting the whole contract out to tender again. 666 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,040 - Happy now? 667 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,760 - SHE MOUTHS 668 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,600 - Ah, thanks for all your help. 669 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,160 - What do you mean? - I've just been humiliated in there. 670 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,480 They're saying that you're sleeping with that girl, 671 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,160 and they're also saying that those figures I used 672 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,600 were stolen from that crazy dinner lady. 673 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,040 - Just tell me what happened. 674 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,960 - YOU have cost us the contract, that's what happened, 675 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,120 and the only silver lining is that 676 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,400 that Budgen woman didn't get it either. 677 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,240 How could you do this? 678 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,840 - We were running out of time. 679 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,920 I was doing that bid during my classes. 680 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,520 Why is the pressure always on me? 681 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,120 - Because this is a family business. YOUR family business. 682 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,960 - Well, you can stick it! - What? 683 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,520 - I don't want to serve kebabs to drunk neds seven days a week. 684 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,680 No, thanks. I want to go to uni. 685 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,920 - University? 686 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,480 - It's what I want, Dad. 687 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,880 - What YOU want? 688 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,120 And haven't I always done my best for you, always? 689 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,520 Right. 690 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,400 Well, I suppose I'd better go and get our... 691 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,640 sorry, MY wasted food. 692 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,280 - So we had sex, then? Funny how I don't remember! 693 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,240 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that stuff. 694 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,720 - So why did you? - I felt left out. 695 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,320 They were all talking about all the guys they've been with. 696 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,160 You don't know what it's like. - You think? 697 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,560 I liked you, Rhiannon, really liked you, but maybe I got you all wrong. 698 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,880 - I made a mistake, that's all. 699 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,360 - Me too. 700 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,120 Oh, and my dad's dead chuffed about losing the contract(!) 701 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,920 - So did Maggie get it? 702 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,920 - No. Her bid was chucked out as well. 703 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,520 So neither of us got it. 704 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,080 Nice work, Rhiannon(!) 705 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,960 That's 20, 40, 60. 706 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,440 End of the week, yeah? 707 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,080 - You busy? 708 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,720 - Too busy. 709 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,120 - How come? 710 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,240 - Because when I'm this busy, I don't have time to chase up 711 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,000 the naughty people who don't pay! 712 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,480 - I can...help you, if you like? 713 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,880 - Well, I don't like. 714 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,480 Sorry. 715 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,520 - Hey, Connor! Check out this one that I found. 716 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,800 It's dead cheap. 717 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,840 - Not cheap enough. - What are you talking about? 718 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,240 It's a bargain for a van like that. - Not if you're skint. 719 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,440 Forget it, I wish I'd never seen the stupid thing. 720 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,720 - Rhiannon? 721 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:15,080 I don't blame you wanting to scarper, but can we talk? 722 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,400 - Just get out of my face. 723 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,280 - Is this the thanks I get, is it? 724 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,000 After everything I've done for you? 725 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,440 - What? Sticking your nose in? 726 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,360 Embarrassing me in front of all my mates? 727 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,640 Losing me my job? Yeah, thanks for that(!) 728 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,120 - A few hours working in a kebab shop and a teenage crush 729 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,880 hardly stacks up against somebody losing their entire livelihood, 730 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,040 does it? Mmm? Why did you do it? 731 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,160 I love this place 732 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,440 and your stupid little stunt has just ruined it all. 733 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,640 - Stupid stunt? 734 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,720 Naz is the first guy to pay me any attention. 735 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,840 He likes me and I like him, but I've lost that now, thanks to you. 736 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,680 - Rhiannon, man, get real! 737 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,440 He only went with you 738 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,760 so that him and his dad could pinch my job! 739 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,080 - You're wrong! You know nothing about Naz. 740 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,720 I've never met anyone like him before. 741 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,080 - You don't know what you're talking about, pet. 742 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,600 Not that ignorance is any excuse for what you've done today. 743 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,840 I will never understand why you did it. 744 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,600 I just hope you're happy. 745 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,640 - So she just offered you a job? 746 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,800 Aren't you a bit over-qualified? 747 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,880 - Well, yes, but at least I can pay my way now, Audrey. 748 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,440 - If that's what you really want. 749 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,200 Very quiet in here today. 750 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,320 Do you remember that restaurant in Kasungu? 751 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,880 We were the only people there. 752 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480 - Ah, love's young dream! 753 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,600 - Let's give them some space. 754 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,840 - Don't mind if I join you? 755 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:14,160 - We were just reminiscing about a beautiful meal we had 756 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,680 under the stars in a nature reserve in Malawi. - Oh... 757 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,840 Pass the sauce. - Actually, this is more like our night on safari, 758 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,600 with the jackals circling the camp. 759 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,080 We could feel their eyes on us, couldn't we? 760 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,720 - A lot of gossip and innuendo. 761 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,000 You know something? 762 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,760 I'm tired of it. 763 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,400 Let's see what they make of this. 764 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,400 - GIGGLING 765 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,080 Good on 'em. 766 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,600 - Well, I'll say this - if you're going to get yourself 767 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,000 a toy boy, make sure it's a good one! 768 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,600 - I hear you're looking to buy a motor. 769 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,720 - Yeah, like he's going to buy one from you! 770 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,280 - Do one! 771 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,240 - He's right, I wouldn't buy anything off you. 772 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,600 - I'm not selling. Just offering to lend you the money. 773 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,760 - No, thanks. Not going to happen. 774 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,800 - Never say never, Connor, 775 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,160 mate. 776 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,800 - Miss Salt? 777 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,440 I believe you and Mrs Budgen have had words. 778 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,480 - She hates me. 779 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,120 - Mrs Budgen doesn't hate anybody. 780 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,200 She's had a lot to deal with lately, 781 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:03,440 what, with me and my failing vital organs. 782 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,760 - But you're on that machine, 783 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,720 and then you'll get fixed up with a new kidney. 784 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,560 - Alas, they're not that easy to come by. 785 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,960 - Well, what happens if you don't find one? 786 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,800 - Then I shuffle off this mortal coil, 787 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,440 and she's not finding that easy. 788 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,800 - You've both been dead good to me and now I've ruined everything. 789 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,560 - Act in haste, 790 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,920 repent at leisure. 791 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,520 Oh, you know, I'd really like it if you could make up. 792 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,280 - I'll try. - Hmm. 793 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,680 Ah, William Wordsworth. 794 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,240 Are you a devotee? 795 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,200 "My heart leaps up and I behold a rainbow in the sky 796 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,520 "So was it when my life began 797 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,960 "So is it now I am a man 798 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,160 "So be it when I shall grow old... 799 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,360 "..Or let me die." 800 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,000 - I've got to go. Thanks, Mr Budgen. 801 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,560 - Mrs Mulgrew? 802 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,680 - Welcome, Miss Boston, please, find yourself a seat. 803 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,480 - Thank you. - Your feedback will be really useful, 804 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,240 especially on the class dynamic and how well they're engaging. 805 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,520 The Romans were great orators, 806 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,880 but we have had our own brilliant public speakers. 807 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,440 Think of Churchill. 808 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,480 - "We will fight them on the beaches!" 809 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,400 - Thanks, Kevin. I take it that's you volunteering to go first? 810 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,760 Good. Now, remember, 811 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,480 speak with feeling, from the heart. 812 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,520 I want you to move us with your rhetoric. 813 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,080 Er, Rhiannon... 814 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,520 - Me and Naz never slept together. 815 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,600 I were lying when I said we did. 816 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,560 - Rhiannon, do you mind? - I just imagined it all in my head. 817 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,760 Cos I've never done it before and everybody else has, 818 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,560 and I just said it to shut 'em up. - SNIGGERING 819 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,480 What a total sad case! 820 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,080 - No, you're the sad case! 821 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,440 - Come on, that's enough. Everybody, calm down. 822 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,600 Nasir, Rhiannon, off to the cooler. - Why us? 823 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,160 - Just do it. You clearly have some things to sort out. 824 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,360 - Thanks for sticking up for me. 825 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,520 I've totally screwed up. 826 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,520 Your dad's shop might have to shut and Maggie's going to lose her job. 827 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,840 - I thought you didn't care about her. 828 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,200 - I were wrong, as usual. 829 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,480 Mr Budgen's ill. I mean, really ill. 830 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,720 That's why she's been freaking out. 831 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,240 He might die, and if she loses her job at the kitchen, 832 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,840 they'll have no money and she'll have no-one. 833 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,400 - Poor guy. 834 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,640 I don't know what my dad will do now. 835 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,880 - I just wish they both could have won. 836 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,080 - Maybe we can still sort this mess out. 837 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,080 - Really? 838 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,840 - KNOCK ON DOOR 839 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,000 - Come in. 840 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,440 Mr Budgen? - Do you have a minute? 841 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,040 - Sure. 842 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,840 - I know that the world is a brutal and hard-nosed place, 843 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,640 but all I'm asking for is a bit of compassion. 844 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,200 - I'm nowhere near making any decisions on the future of the English department. 845 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,800 - I wasn't talking about the English department, no. 846 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,240 I'm sure you know that that's in very safe hands. 847 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,560 Erm, Mrs Budgen? 848 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,000 The beating heart of the school. 849 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,600 Irreplaceable, I'd call her. 850 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,320 - It's an old cliche, but no-one's irreplaceable. 851 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,760 Her pitch was actually very good, 852 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,720 until she let her emotions get the better of her. 853 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,680 But if the worst comes to the worst, she can always tender again. 854 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,360 In two years' time. 855 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,760 - Two years? 856 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,520 It's unlikely to be much use to me. 857 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,280 - How many crinkle-cut chips have we served up here? 858 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,600 I love this place. I'm really going to miss it. 859 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,960 I don't want another row. 860 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,480 - I haven't come for one. 861 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,440 Honestly, Maggie, I'm really sorry about the contract. 862 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,960 - I was only trying to do the right thing. 863 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,960 I was worried, cos I care about you. 864 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,320 - Me and Naz have an idea. 865 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,000 - Oh... - He's done nothing wrong, Maggie. 866 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,640 When I stayed over there last night, we played computer games 867 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,400 and then I slept in the spare room. 868 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,680 - You still should've rung. - I know. 869 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,440 I wanted to show that I weren't a kid, 870 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,840 by pretending I'd been with Naz, but it was stupid... 871 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,200 ..and I hurt the ones I care about. 872 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,280 - What's this idea of yours, then? 873 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,320 - We think we know a way to get Miss Donnegan to give you the contract. 874 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,280 - Well... 875 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,880 ..this is a pleasant surprise. 876 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,600 - You get the best of both worlds. 877 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,600 His wholesale contacts 878 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,200 and my day-to-day expertise. 879 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,040 - Between us, we do cover a lot of bases. 880 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,440 - You're sure you two can actually work together 881 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,800 without coming to blows? 882 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,240 - Of course. 883 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,880 I'm a very easy person to get along with. 884 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,960 - Yeah, and she never actually hit me with her ladle. 885 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,360 - I really appreciate you 886 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,840 putting this bid together at such short notice. 887 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,320 And, in truth, you two were the stand-out candidates... 888 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,040 ..but... 889 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,400 - Well, that wasn't exactly the result we expected. 890 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,840 - She liked the bid, but awarded Maggie the contract. 891 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,200 - Hang on... 892 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,520 Meet my new supplier here. 893 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,880 - Prince of Spices! 894 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,560 I'm pretty sure Maggie and I are going to make a great team, 895 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,160 so thank you. 896 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,720 I'm really going to miss you when you go to university. 897 00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:00,640 - No way, I'll be cutting costs and living at home. 898 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,400 - Well, we got there in the end. Thanks, pet. 899 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,160 - Now we just need to get Mr Budgen sorted. 900 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,760 Look, I know he's really ill, but he'll be OK with you around. 901 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,760 You're good at getting stuff done. 902 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,360 You just get stuck right in. 903 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,120 - Excuse me, everybody... 904 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,920 Sorry to bother you. 905 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,440 This isn't a very easy thing for me to ask you. 906 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,800 I can't believe I'm doing it, actually. 907 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,400 Getting that contract and staying on here means a lot to me, 908 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,240 but none of it is going to matter a jot 909 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,680 if Grantly isn't here to share it with us, 910 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,280 which is why I've come here on his behalf. 911 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,080 Now, he'd never ask you, but I'm going to. 912 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,680 He needs that transplant as soon as possible, 913 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,000 because the longer he waits, the less chance he has of making it. 914 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,280 Now, I've offered myself, but they've knocked us back, so... 915 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,480 what I'm asking you is... 916 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,240 ..would any of you be prepared to be a donor? 917 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:18,000 I know it's a lot to ask, but he's a good man. 918 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,200 Think about it. 919 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,480 Thanks for hearing us out. 920 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,640 Poor Grantly. 921 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,120 - Do you like it? 922 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,520 - I guess. 923 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,360 - I told the seller I had a mate interested. 924 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,160 - Me? I can't afford it. 925 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,960 - I'm going to do you a really good deal. 926 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,640 - Connor, is this yours? 927 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,720 - Oh, it's great, isn't it? Just imagine - 928 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,120 romantic nights under the stars, 929 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,280 just the two of you. And you can escape this place 930 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,840 whenever you want to. - It's brilliant. 931 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,480 Can I take a look inside? - Yeah. 932 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,320 - Aw, she's got her little heart set on it. 933 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,360 And my repayments aren't bad either. 934 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,920 100 a week. 935 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,280 - I can't afford that. 936 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,360 - OK, well, we can make it 50. 937 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,080 You'll be paying a bit more interest. 938 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,720 - HORN BEEPS 939 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:20,720 - Oh, someone's excited! 940 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:24,160 Better not keep the lady waiting. 941 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,160 - I have to say it, 942 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,720 that is one hell of a physique. 943 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,840 - Yeah, he is quite fit. 944 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,280 She can keep him. 945 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,480 He ain't my bag. 946 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,000 - Me, neither. 947 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,760 - Hey! So? Give me the headline notes. 948 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,000 - Well, someone's tipped them off that they were being observed. 949 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,120 Christine practically had a welcome mat out. 950 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,800 - Not to worry, I expect Michael had a quiet word. 951 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,200 So, what did you find out? 952 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,520 - Well, there's definitely things we can improve. 953 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,720 Under-subscribed classes are also an issue. History, especially. 954 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,400 - Listen, why don't you meet me back at mine, 955 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,080 tell me the rest then? I'm going to have to go and see Michael, 956 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,800 reassure him that his little kingdom isn't falling apart. - OK. 957 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,600 - Oh, Nikki? 958 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,880 Thanks. 959 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,480 Apparently, you still cut it in the classroom. 960 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,720 - Presumably, she thought the same about everyone else? 961 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,640 - It's a good standard, but I still want everything on the table, 962 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,640 including our approach to teaching. 963 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,760 - I'll handle our approach to teaching. 964 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,200 I need to know exactly what kind of changes you have in mind, 965 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,440 particularly after today's catering debacle. 966 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,760 - That wasn't a debacle. 967 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,520 That was the market in action. It's exactly what we need. 968 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,120 - You...actually think that? 969 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,880 - People upped their game, didn't they? 970 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,600 Look at Maggie. 971 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,320 The new catering contract is 20% less than last year. 972 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,200 Michael, I hope that you can accept that this is the way forward. 973 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,280 - Hello, flower. - Hiya, is Mr Budgen around? 974 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,440 - Ah, you've come for your special lesson, have you? 975 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,280 I hear he's been teaching you his Queen's Gambit. 976 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,680 - I bet you wouldn't have picked me as being a chess nerd, would you? 977 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,520 - Oh, I don't know. You're a bright spark. 978 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,800 But I'm afraid your quest is going to have to wait 979 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,680 because the Grand Master is, er, well, he's having a bit of a nap. 980 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,560 We've had quite the day. 981 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,000 - I'll just head off. 982 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:54,040 - Hey, are you stalking me? - In your dreams! 983 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,920 - You know, I was thinking, Michael, 984 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,080 why don't I invite Connor and Imogen to join us for a meal tonight? 985 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,560 Give us a chance to discuss the new...living arrangements. 986 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,640 - Well, as long as she goes home. 987 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,520 - OK, if that's how it has to be. 988 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,600 - All right, well, I suppose the extra hands 989 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,400 will make light work with the unpacking. 990 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,400 Look, I've got a couple more things to do here, so I'll be a bit late. 991 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,360 See you at home? 992 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,680 - (At home.) 993 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,360 - Are you and your mates cool now? 994 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,520 - They'll get over it. 995 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,960 - You know, it's kind of a pity that what you said wasn't true. 996 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,440 About us being together. 997 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,360 - You mean... 998 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,480 together, like...? 999 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:57,480 - PHONE RINGS 1000 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,880 - I mean, erm, together... 1001 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,760 ..like, together. 1002 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,360 - RINGING CONTINUES 1003 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,320 1004 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,960 - 'Hi, this is Prince of Spices. 1005 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,680 'I'm sorry, but we're busy at the moment, so please try again later.' 1006 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,040 - And we have... 1007 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,360 - MACHINE BEEPS 1008 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,800 - ..power. 1009 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,480 - Budge up, Mr Budgen! 1010 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,280 - Well, you're not...coming in. 1011 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,440 - Yes, I am. Just you, me... 1012 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,720 and the lovely Diane. 1013 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,880 Like you said, we're going to face this together. 1014 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,840 But... 1015 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,680 ..I am not going to listen to that racket. 1016 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,040 - It's actually quite a quiet machine. 1017 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,440 - Not the machine, your snoring! 1018 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,720 1019 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,000 1020 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,760 1021 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,360 1022 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:33,160 see just where we're at 1023 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,400 1024 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,600 1025 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,360 Grantly, man, stop hogging the bed. 1026 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,600 Grantly... 1027 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,200 Grantly... 1028 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,360 Grantly! Oh, my God! 1029 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,960 - You coming to watch me in the chess tournament? 1030 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,320 - You kidding me? 1031 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,280 Dynasty Barry playing chess? That'll be the laugh of the century! 1032 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,920 - Oh, get real. You're just a bimbo, 1033 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,160 and everybody knows bimbos don't play chess. 1034 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,520 - LAUGHTER 1035 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,400 - But we need to reduce staff expenditure by at least 20%. 1036 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,640 - You mean redundancies? 1037 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,760 - That's precisely what we're trying to avoid. 1038 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,600 - You're ashamed of me, aren't you? 1039 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,920 - No. 1040 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,280 It's great having a little sister who's a boy(!) 1041 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,760 - We make quite a good team, eh? 1042 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,640 Your brains, my body. It's perfect. 1043 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,480 - You can resign, if you want! 1044 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,160 - You're not that good. 1045 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,520 - Stevo!